What Bonkers wants

My wife and I have four pets. The smallest and dumbest is a cat named Bonkers.

Frequently, Bonkers screams. Not meowing or hissing. This is prolonged vocalization with apparent intent. When Bonkers screams at us, I wonder what he’s thinking. Is he hungry? No; he just ate. Is he scared? No; he would run away. So we’re left to ponder. Here is today’s theory:

Me wanna have things to play alla time. Why no gimme more, dummy? Nippy good, cuz why I can’t have none? You give me more wanties, make havies. Please now!

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